house-of-ives:

jackalovski:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more convincing as a living entity than 90% of Hollywood movie monsters

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

(Source: fagprince, via abronzeagegod)

animedads:

Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti*

God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck

(via abronzeagegod)

princessesleia:

“Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but you!”

(via zerocode)

flightyfinch:

good news everyone, our omen for the new year is the crow that just flew past me with a chicken nugget in its beak

(via abronzeagegod)

divinesmite:

apple-a-la-mode:

slaps mysterio on his fishbowl and his head rattles around like a ping pong ball

peter made this post

(via shadesoforlando)

faronwoods asked: could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

iguanamouth:

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bunjywunjy:

urban-cryptid:

garbage-senpai:

adinaascending:

Well this is awkward 

drift compatible

Game glitch

collision detection: OFF

(Source: 9-cats, via lightly-salted-lays)

isabelanec:
“ skinnymintz:
“ isabelanec:
““I am Venom. And you are mine” ”
In this universe its Eddie that goes up venoms ass to control him.
”
it wasn’t a competition…. and yet you won
”

isabelanec:

skinnymintz:

isabelanec:

“I am Venom. And you are mine”

In this universe its Eddie that goes up venoms ass to control him.

it wasn’t a competition…. and yet you won

(via armyofdorkness)

tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bob-belcher)

(Source: jodiecomersource, via lenarise)

bowiescoffee:

I’ve read that when you were 8 years old, you would put on your mom’s robes and sing Billie Holiday with a wine glass full of orange juice.”

(via zerocode)

(Source: klaudiart, via supercoolclouds)

thelma2017dirjoachimtrier:

The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

(via bob-belcher)

(Source: wondrwoman, via sidonielarson)